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If either of these elements is shortchanged too little water, not enough fiber constipation can happen. Constipation is also a common side effect of high-protein diets, so don't confuse " Paleo " with "meat-tastic" and forget to load up on veggies and H2O! On the other end of the spectrum is everyone's favorite wnile, diarrhea cha-cha-cha.

Usually it's the result of your body hitting the "eject" button on whatever doesn't agree with your system. Fried, fatty foods are a usual suspect.

Dairy, fructose, and artificial sweeteners are typical triggers too. Another culprit: Viruses or other illnesses. These can also trigger diarrhea, making that winter flu all the more excruciating and your TP stash all the more sparse.

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Finally, certain medications will make things veer into the viscous too. If you find yourself ping-ponging between the two extremes, that could be a sign of irritable bowel syndrome IBS.

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Be sure to visit the doctor if your symptoms don't seem to clear up with diet modifications. OK, you've tackled the usual suspects of water and fiber, but there are a few other factors that can help boost your bowels.

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These helpful microorganisms contribute to the "good" bacteria in your body. Yes, probiotics are the buzzword du jour, but fermented foods have been consumed for centuries and surely contributed to some historically healthy poops.

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Like worker bees, the busy bacteria in your digestive system help break down your food and give you a boost when it comes to pooping. Bonus, they do a world of good for the rest of your body too.

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